If everything you own must scream I AM A SURFER then why not start with your USB flash drive :)?
Lost Speed Demon is one of their most popular shortboards ever. And Lost Speed Demon USB flash drive is a 1GB USB flash drive with the shape of the Lost Speed Demon surfboard.
A nice bonus to the USB key is that it is not empty but filled with Lost wallpapers, screen savers, a one hour long video clip with the best Lost team riders surfing the new models of Lost Surfboards, along with insight on each model by Matt Biolos.
