Surfboard With Built in GPS and Radio

I am one hundred percent sure there is not even one real surfer in the whole wide world that would want to be seen in the parking lot of his home break holding one of these under his arm. Or pressing some buttons on his surfboard while sitting in the line-up and then saying stuff like “the hight tide will peak in exactly 33hours and 3 minutes”. But I am sure there are a lot of geeks who would find this cool so…

This surfboard has built-in radio and GPS tide warning system. So using this surfboard you can talk to your friends while in the water (if they have the same stick off course) and the GPS system can help you spot the peak or warn you against potentially dangerous conditions. If you are washed to the open sea by a rip current coastal guard can locate you easily using your GPS signal. The surfboard looks like this: